why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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