I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I just gift wrapped bread.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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