There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
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she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
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It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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