You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
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Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
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I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
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