I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
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I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
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I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
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