I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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