you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Randomize
