But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
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You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
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the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...