Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
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do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'll put lettuce on them
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
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This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.