I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i was born a porn star she said
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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