: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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