i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
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I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
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wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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