just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
Randomize
