You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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