normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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