Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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