She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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