You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
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My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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