Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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