just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
