i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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