Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
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I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
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Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
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