Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
the condom got lost in my hair
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
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I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
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i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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