Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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