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• (914): View more from New York

  ____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent

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  Is This New Dating App Elitist…Or Genius?

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory

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