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  covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?

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  Lmao what?

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  It's a yes or no question.

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  I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand

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  team rage. no explanation necessary

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies

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  you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties

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• (253): View more from Washington

  Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.

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• (551): View more from New Jersey

  I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.

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