covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
It's a yes or no question.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
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I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
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A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.