ADVERTISEMENT

• (402): View more from Nebraska

  she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.

  Fav 48 907 2324

  share tweet
  

• (305): View more from Florida

  I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"

  Fav 18 7255 1695

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...

  Fav 42 1159 6904

  share tweet
  

• (586): View more from Michigan

  at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....

  Fav 25 6673 1939

  share tweet
  
• 

  Locals Wish Tourists Would Stop Doing These 27 Things

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (913): View more from Kansas

  "Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.

  Fav 61 1270 11294

  share tweet
  

• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.

  Fav 13 1092 5421

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (540): View more from Virginia

  i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on

  Fav 1 1489 871

  share tweet
  

• (248): View more from Michigan

  Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.

  Fav 6 2336 886

  share tweet
  

• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Brilliant thought; pill pong.

  (651): View more from Minnesota

  What could go wrong?

  Fav 12 1142 1427

  share tweet
  
• 

  25 True Facts That Sound Fake AF

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.

  Fav 10 2877 953

  share tweet
  

• (708): View more from Illinois

  There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.

  Fav 3 1429 786

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (864): View more from South Carolina

  Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.

  Fav 5 652 1267

  share tweet
  

• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.

  Fav 2 861 602

  share tweet
  

• (908): View more from New Jersey

  4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.

  Fav 3 822 468

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (440): View more from Ohio

  You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?

  Fav 1 385 759

  share tweet
  

Randomize