If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
zippers are such a cool invention
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
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I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
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Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.