Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
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I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
We are all done wearing pants today
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We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I want to fling myself into the sun
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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