my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Be still, my beating vagina.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
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