You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
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She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
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Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
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