well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I'm at about main and main street
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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