Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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