To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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