He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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