Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
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I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
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He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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