I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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