I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
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Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
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There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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