I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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