Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
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She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
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Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I could fuck to npr.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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