how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
there was a trapeze. enough said
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
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According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
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Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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