this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
