the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I'm both gender and math confused
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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