Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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