After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
lol hangovers are for mortals.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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