? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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