I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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