My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
I see more hoeing in ur future
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