you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I have post one night stand depression
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