I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
...so i touched it.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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