...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I have demons in me.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
your like the ambassador to my penis.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
