there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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