That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Just pee around me
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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