$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
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So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
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And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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