When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
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She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Can you bring me the toilet please
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Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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