i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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