I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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