i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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