idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
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