$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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