People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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